Thursday, October 25, 2012

How to Flaunt Your Boobs!

I am not going to lie, this was a difficult post to get through. (Ok - it might be partially because I was too busy laughing!)

I know, I know. I am a woman and this is something that most of us know how to do naturally. Well, I do... kind of... but flaunting naturally and actually telling a person how to do it are two completely different worlds.

So, as any other smart writer would do, I did research. I searched Google for ways to "Flaunt Your Boobs" and believe me, the stuff that comes up is interesting to say at least. I just remember keeping my fingers crossed, hoping I don't get some virus while I am doing research.

I even asked my husband for some ways he may have noticed woman using to flaunt their goods. Yet, sadly, when your asking a man about boobs, they become really distracted. And needless to say, he really didn't give me any material to work with.

So here I go, I stumbled through doing a Vlog about boobs. All I can say is Terry Toombs put me up to this!


P.S. I have come to realize that all my Vlogs resemble "Pop-up Video" from VH1. I kind of like that effect even if it takes me forever to edit everything!

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  1. Stacy, you are a natural in front of the camera and just loved this. That said you had me cracking up about how to flaunt your boobs and each tip was better than the next. Great job :) :)

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    1. Glad this had you laughing outloud. I didn't think this would have been such a hard challenge but it really was.

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  2. Stacy, you are a boob goddess! You rocked it! I have a new hero!!!

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    1. Oh yeah - I have never been called a boob goddess before! I think I need a superhero costume or something! :)

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  3. HAHAHA. LOVE this!! I bet you'll get some reaaaally interesting google searches after this. hhehe. I asked my hubby before watching the video and he actually named off quite a few of the ways you mentioned. TEEHEE.

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    1. I asked my hubby and he gave me nothing. Your husband is a good man for playing the game. My husband started twitching and drooling. He obviously gets distracted by the mention of boobs! LOL

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  4. See! I told ya the Duck tape is magic:)

    You are so hilarious - and you look and sound terrific in your Vlogs! You should know better than to listen to Terrye!! hahahahaha

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    1. I know - Duck Tape fixes things even when they aren't broke! LOL

      Next time I listen to Terrye will you slap me. I don't know what she might put me up to next time! LOL

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  5. Hilarious! You are a natural with these Vlogs, no matter what the subject!!

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    1. I thought Vlogging was stepping out of my comfort zone... now I realize it is actually vlogging about boobs! But hey - anything for traffic right? Hopefully it is the kind of traffic that I want... fingers crossed!

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  6. Okay, that settles it - I need to get preggers asap! Lol. Funny, Stacy - loved it! :)

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    1. Well it is all about priorities right!!! LOL I remember when my friend had her baby. She was so proud. She never had boobs her entire life until then! LOL

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  7. For some reason, I feel like a boob for being here today. It's as though boobs are not a topic for guys to understand. Do we look, of course. Nature provides magnets for the eyes. Women look at certain things and so do men. Yet, I've made major advancements over the years in looking women in the eyes, instead of being a boob in theirs. I've been very successful in treating women with respect. Sometimes, I wonder if there isn't something wrong with me. I'd ask my wife, but she'd think I was a boob too. I give up!

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    1. Don't worry Rich - most guys feel like a boob when talking about boobs. I think it is because they lose all sort of focus or something. I like your magnet theory though... I wonder if that is true. Glad you have learned to work against the magnets. I mean - our eyes are at the top! :)

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  8. Totally agree with our fellow bloggers...you are a natural Stacy!!

    Go for it!!

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    1. Thanks Ruchira... I appreciate that! :)

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  9. My goodness you are funny--stand-up may be in your future!

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    1. I don't know if I could ever do stand up... I have to sometimes think about my jokes. Stand ups - those jokes just come naturally to them! :)

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  10. You're great, Stacy! Great job on your second vlog! My favorite quote was "maximize boobage"! :)

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    1. Ha ha - I have to say - you need to find ways to shove maximize boobage in something you write about at least once! LOL

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  11. The suffragettes must be spinning in their graves.
    This gave me a great giggle.
    Thanks for shedding some light on these dark arts.

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